Friday, August 20, 2004

Funny, Fo Rizzle

Oh man, this 'translator' is hilarious and needs to be seen to be believed.

For example, only using Tha Shizzolator would you get the following from a CNN article:

"Well, if tha dude wants has a debate 'bout izzle service in Vietnam, here is my answer: Bring that shiznit on n' shit."

And here is a classic passage of my own, in Shizzleze:

"Parenting is like riding a bike in da dark, know what I'm sayin'? Yo' ass just hope yo' ass don't do something stupid, or hit that unseen curb, make yo' ass fall off 'n feel even worse n' shit.

To further my metaphor, I'm afraid I fell off da bike da last time brizzle wet da bed, 'n I hope that brizzle'll quickly forgive dear ole dad n' shit. As wit shorties things change daily, 'n wit my lessoned learned I hope we can move on quickly n' shit."

Wednesday, August 18, 2004

Black Day

I no longer work for ORNL Federal Credit Union.

This sucks.