Saturday, June 12, 2004

Of Beds and Broomsticks

So we purchased Annie a little toddler bed last night, and Ericka was so excited about it she began putting it together right in the living room (around 12:30am last night).

However, we soon found out that one of the pieces were missing drill holes that were vital to the bed coming together correctly. I, the Doubting Thomas of husbandry, assumed she wasn't reading the direction's correctly. I think it's testosterone that does that.

Anyway, we pack all that shit up and I throw it in the car and Ericka takes the thing back.

About 20 minutes later, she returns, hauling another bed up the stairs and into the house. "They told me if I had just brought back the piece that was messed up they would've replaced that."

"So we didn't have to pack all that up, struggle to get the open box down the stairs, and then have you drag it into wal-mart, get another, pull it up the stairs, and set it down right there?"

"Nope."

"Fuck."

"Yeah."

Thursday, June 10, 2004

Well, that was embarrassing

I shouldn't even post this. It should be locked away in some terrible closet, only to drop out when the time is definitely inconvenient, like when I run for political office.

But no! I shall suck up thy pride and take my lumps. You ever stick your foot in your mouth? You ever come off just a little harsher than you wanted to?

Well, shit in one hand and wish in the other. This is painful. I cringe as I type.

Please, don't mention this, like, ever.

It is a sad day. I did a dumb thing. I paid dearly for it. You think one thing (I thought the doc was in the press release), and you find out another. The hardest way possible.

But in a weird fanboy-esque sorta way, it was the first time in all my years of posting to Kevin's various boards that he actually responded.

Sigh :(

This is 'fuck ingrate' signing off.

God v2.0

I read Scobleizer, a Microsoft blogger, who usually has some cool things to say.

One of his recent posts was about the Fellowship Church in Silicon Valley, the 15th largest church in the US, or so the Germans would have us believe (good luck finding that stat in Google, because I didn't). So, by all means, go read the post and educate yourself.

Go on, I'll wait.

Okay, good, you've read it.

One, it's a handjob for Microsoft, but I expected no less. They used the right tools, yadda yadda, that's fine with me. Scoble loves to fawn over the 'MS Solutions', but kinda half-mentions Linux as what they use for their video, and barely gets the word Mac in the paragraph before running away screaming.

But that's not my point here. The point is the generalizing of church. The watered-down garbage for the unwashed masses. Well, nicely washed and groomed, looks like. Do you think you'd see a homeless man in that crowd? I don't think so. Hell, they probably charge admission.

Church to them is a rock concert. It's cheering and yelling, a crowd of fifteen thousand people. That is a lot of fucking people. I haven't been in a crowd that size in a long, long time. And when I did, I didn't necessarily enjoy it.

Of course, everyone loves a good show. But that's what it is, a show. Entertainment. I don't think I've ever seen such spectacle before. Christian churches have a competition it seems as to who-can-top-who, the lessening attention span of the audience and the feeble attempts to keep up with it.

I'm not even a 'Christian' anymore, so take that into consideration. I consider myself an atheist at this point, because I'd rather not say I'm agnostic--it's important to believe in something, whether it be spiritual or based in reason. Just pick a side already. Wishy-washy works for awhile, but there are few things and times in this life when you can truly take a stand and claim something as your own. Spirituality is like that. I think a lot of people like to ride the fence in case they're wrong. You know, "I burned in hell because I chose the wrong religion." I think hell is a fairytale, just like the boogeyman. Believe what you want.

I've seen 'Christian' people who are the biggest asshole prick self-absorbed losers imaginable. At the same time I've seen some of the most amazing people who happened to be Christians. The only thing wrong with Christianity is the Christians. It seems like a guy who said "be good to yourself and others" isn't exactly radical, or extraordinary. However, he was chosen from the many, many other folks claiming to do the exact same miracles at the same time and through bible compilation/editing and political maneuvering by the Roman Catholic church has found his way into god-like status. And that's cool, like I said, believe what you must to be good to yourself and others.

As a sidenote, I always thought WWJD (What would jesus do) crap was hilarious. What would he do? Um, probably give it to the poor instead of investing in overpriced t-shirts and jewelry to go toward the never-ending 'building fund' or some jeweler's back pocket.

Okay, back to my point, and to wrap this up: I feel that the larger a church gets, the more detached people become. There is a point you cross where all the faces become generic, interchangable, and the message begins to get hollow. The evangelists on TV, even when I was a devout believer, always seemed like cheap salesman.

'Christian music stars' always seem to force the spirituality. Creed was the best at not doing this. P.O.D is pretty good at it too, but their songs don't have the same quality. Not saying that Creed is quality exactly, but when you're comparing trash to cowshit, you have to choose one of them. Besides, Creed's first album wasn't that terrible, it was only later they got so full of themselves and began to really delve into mediocre-ville.

So when 'Christian music stars' get on the Fellowship Church stage, and begin using the same boring pop hooks and same cheesy, cringe-inducing bullshit slow songs that everyone else does, except with worse lyrics, it just seems like a farce. These people are here to make money. While 'God' may be a part of it, it is certainly not as big a factor as the money. If they made no money off of it, they'd go sit and watch someone else every Sunday, and go to work the rest of the week. This is their job, it's what they do.

I think churches are brilliant in their money-gaining abilities. I congratulate those who do good things with them. But I certainly do not doubt that there are people who are less than honest, whether they be Tammy Fay or some no-name preacher who buys a cadillac thanks to a generous congregation.

In other words you'd never find me within a hundred miles of that place. Unless of course I'm headed past it on the freeway, going towards other, less pushy forms of entertainment.

Tuesday, June 08, 2004

Annie, No. Two

Happy Birthday to my beautiful girl! Today she turns two, the age where things supposedly go wrong. But no, I don't think that's going to happen anytime soon. She's her own little person, that's for sure, but terrible two's? Nah. She throws her little tantrums like any other, but the sweet outweighs the meanness, and I'm very pleased with that percentage.

Though we have the party officially on Sunday, it is nice to commemorate this special day in some way, and I'm trying to figure out how. We're currently in a budget crunch at the house, so I'll see what I can come up with.

Anyway, just a note here to my special girl on her special day. I love her more than anything, she began my parenting experience, and I can't wait to come home to her everyday, let alone her birthday.

So, in the shmaltz category this ranks pretty high, but I don't care, that's what parenting is all about. Getting cheesy and loving it ;)

Monday, June 07, 2004

Plug and Pump Out The Jams

Ah, Apple comes out with another gizmo that does cool shite. I don't want one, but it gives me another reason to fawn over OSX.

Yeah, and if you have powered speakers (wtf do speakers work if they're not powered somehow?) they can work wirelessly!

That's just about 4 steps more than actually putting in a cd and hitting Play! Yes!

More steps == progress? And that rhymed too.

I'm a roll, baby.

This post is a fib, but it's short

Hell yeah! I loved Mathnet as a kid. I mean, loved the hell out of it. I'd suffer through most of Square One TV just so I could watch the cool episodes (I don't even know how cool they are now, but they were damn sure cool back then).

I stumbled on some great links and video, so by all means, allow me to share some vids, along with a site not totally devoted to mathnet, and this guy loves MathMan, which I'll happily admit was my second favorite on the show.

Oh, and I thought the Mathnet chick was hot too. So there.

Sunday, June 06, 2004

Bedtime for Bonzo

So, Ronald Reagan is dead.

Did you know they had a plan to put his face on the dime?

Maybe that would've fixed that whole Reaganomics thing that kinda fucked the national debt. Yeah, it finally kicked in at some point, but to take three steps forward only to step in dogshit around step one, that's not exactly what I would call a winning percentage.

Speaking of, what about an 18 cent coin? Just when you thought it was safe to trust Taco Bell to give you correct change...