Favorite Magic Quote

Posted in Funny, Geek, Magic the Gathering at 1:34 pm by Evan

This cracks me up every time. This quote has been attributed to Sam Stein:

If I found out my opponent’s 2 year old daughter had cancer and the
only cure was me NOT winning the PTQ, lets just say I hope she likes
chemo, cuz I came to win.

Gmail Themes Rule!

Posted in Geek at 1:46 am by Evan

How much do I love my Ninja Gmail?

Words can’t accurately describe.

Learn more about Gmail themes here
. It also appears this isn’t system-wide yet, as Ericka’s account doesn’t have Themes but mine sure does. Woohoo!


Synecdoche, NY Trailer!

Posted in Geek, Video at 7:01 pm by Evan

Wow, this looks like another bizarre masterpiece. Check out the trailer over at filmroster.

Kaufman writes some absolutely brilliant stuff, and you simply can’t say Being John Malkovich isn’t an absolute classic. One of those movies like Do The Right Thing where they’re taught in film schools while the ‘obvious’ flicks, such as Driving Miss Daisy, which defeated Do The Right Thing for Best Picture Oscar (hah), will never be watched or discussed after their limelight fades. And it’s true. Which would you rather revisit? A thought-provoking, racially challenging movie that looks at stereotypes and their meaning to society, or…Driving Miss Daisy. Yeah. I cherish my Criterion Collection copy of Do The Right Thing.

I’m excited for this one. A guy gets obsessed about performing a play inside an airplane hanger that contains an exact replica of New York inside it…but just a wee bit smaller? Okay. I’m so jazzed for this.


DO WANT: The Red

Posted in Geek, Video at 8:06 pm by Evan

Car guys geek out over old automobiles restored to perfection.

Art buffs geek out over a lost masterpiece pulled from some forgotten collection.

Magic players geek out over a 10-grade Beta Black Lotus.

Videographer nerds? We geek out over a nice camera. And holy shit, have I found one. It’s called The Red (yeah, I know!) and it shoots in 4K resolution. Now that may not mean shit to you, but 4K (by 2,390 pixels vertical) is the magical digital barrier to “truly” make digital the Hollywood standard. Star Wars Episodes 1-3, in contrast, were shot in 1920×1080. Twice the resolution for twice the price? Nope! This thing costs just $17.5K. To shoot Hollywood-quality films. Digitally. Forever (or as long as the hardware holds up, anyway). This is what happens when the billionaires are the visionaries.

To compare, the closest digital equivalent, ie, the stuff that George Lucas deals with, costs around $175,000. Each. Yeah.

Drool, drool, drool. Read it: Wired: Analog Meets Its Match in Red Digital Cinema’s Ultrahigh-Res Camera.


Drafting with Evan: Mono Red

Posted in Geek, Magic the Gathering at 6:53 pm by Evan

Thanks to the tools that Benjamin Peebles-Mundy has written over at his site, you can now send your friends your Magic Online 3.0 drafts. This is super cool and has gotten me excited about drafting online again (gasp!).

That said, “Drafting with…” is a great series at StarCityGames and I’ve done a few drafting shows before. I have a personal mailing list that me and my buddies communicate with, and here is the draft recap I sent them today. Warning: For Magic nerds only!

This was just a classic, and beautiful, mono red draft. Look at those
first four picks. Just look at em! You can’t ask for anything better
than that.

I rolled every match 2-0. It wasn’t close.

The only changes I made while playing were -1 Mudbrawler Raiders (the
2(R/G)(R/G) 3/3 guys) for +1 Mountain. Otherwise, it ran like a
well-oiled machine. Initiate just wins games. It’s incredible.

Pack 1 pick 1:
Presence of Gond, Shield of the Oversoul, Kinscaer Harpoonist,
Cultbrand Cinder, Mudbrawler Cohort, Farhaven Elf, Loch Korrigan,
Scrapbasket, Scuzzback Scrapper, Rite of Consumption, Inquisitor’s
Snare, Tower Above, Thoughtweft Gambit, Reknit, Demigod of Revenge
–> Demigod of Revenge

Pack 1 pick 2:
Last Breath, Wanderbrine Rootcutters, Island (FOIL), Safehold Sentry,
Puncture Bolt, Safehold Duo, Put Away, Manaforge Cinder, Manamorphose,
Cerulean Wisps, Strip Bare, Gloomwidow, Jaws of Stone, Madblind
–> Jaws of Stone

Pack 1 pick 3:
Wingrattle Scarecrow, Old Ghastbark, Ghastly Discovery, Oona’s
Gatewarden, Burn Trail, Wildslayer Elves, Hungry Spriggan, Intimidator
Initiate, Elsewhere Flask, Niveous Wisps, Zealous Guardian, Wicker
Warcrawler, Spectral Procession
–> Burn Trail

Pack 1 pick 4:
Cinderhaze Wretch, Wanderbrine Rootcutters, Scar, Boggart Arsonists,
Presence of Gond, Rite of Consumption, Bloodshed Fever, Loamdragger
Giant, Put Away, Flourishing Defenses, Ashenmoor Gouger, Moonring
–> Ashenmoor Gouger

Pack 1 pick 5:
Farhaven Elf, Scuttlemutt, Old Ghastbark, Merrow Wavebreakers,
Medicine Runner (FOIL), Goldenglow Moth, Zealous Guardian, Loch
Korrigan, Ember Gale, Niveous Wisps, Mistveil Plains
–> Ember Gale

Pack 1 pick 6:
Raven’s Run Dragoon, Chainbreaker, Oona’s Gatewarden, Runes of the
Deus, Loamdragger Giant, Drowner Initiate, Pili-Pala, Bloodshed Fever,
Manamorphose, Sapseep Forest
–> Manamorphose

Pack 1 pick 7:
Ghastly Discovery, Wildslayer Elves, Gloomlance, Turn to Mist,
Scarscale Ritual, Elsewhere Flask, Cerulean Wisps, Ember Gale, Mercy
–> Gloomlance

Pack 1 pick 8:
Morselhoarder, Chainbreaker, Sootwalkers, Blistering Dieflyn, Sinking
Feeling, Goldenglow Moth, Smash to Smithereens, Revelsong Horn
–> Sootwalkers

Pack 1 pick 9:
Kinscaer Harpoonist, Cultbrand Cinder, Mudbrawler Cohort, Loch
Korrigan, Scrapbasket, Scuzzback Scrapper, Reknit
–> Mudbrawler Cohort

Pack 1 pick 10:
Island (FOIL), Put Away, Manaforge Cinder, Cerulean Wisps, Strip Bare,
Madblind Mountain
–> Manaforge Cinder

Pack 1 pick 11:
Wingrattle Scarecrow, Oona’s Gatewarden, Hungry Spriggan, Intimidator
Initiate, Zealous Guardian
–> Intimidator Initiate

Pack 1 pick 12:
Bloodshed Fever, Loamdragger Giant, Put Away, Moonring Island
–> Bloodshed Fever

Pack 1 pick 13:
Goldenglow Moth, Zealous Guardian, Mistveil Plains
–> Goldenglow Moth

Pack 1 pick 14:
Loamdragger Giant, Bloodshed Fever
–> Loamdragger Giant

Pack 1 pick 15:
Ghastly Discovery
–> Ghastly Discovery

Pack 2 pick 1:
Watchwing Scarecrow, Barrenton Cragtreads, Scuzzback Marauders, Faerie
Macabre, Traitor’s Roar, Curse of Chains, Fate Transfer, Spiteflame
Witch (FOIL), Toil to Renown, Emberstrike Duo, Barrenton Medic, Merrow
Grimeblotter, Bloodmark Mentor, Puresight Merrow, Augury Adept
–> Scuzzback Marauders

Pack 2 pick 2:
Steel of the Godhead, Nurturer Initiate, Mudbrawler Raiders, Torture,
Torpor Dust, Poison the Well, Foxfire Oak, Pili-Pala, Cinderbones,
Apothecary Initiate, Drove of Elves, Hollowsage, Torrent of Souls,
Wound Reflection
–> Mudbrawler Raiders

Pack 2 pick 3:
Blight Sickle, Somnomancer, Gravelgill Axeshark, Sootstoke Kindler,
Inescapable Brute, Safewright Quest, Splitting Headache, Barrenton
Medic, Memory Sluice, Wild Swing, Dream Salvage, Biting Tether, Oracle
of Nectars
–> Sootstoke Kindler

Pack 2 pick 4:
Torture, Fists of the Demigod, Juvenile Gloomwidow, Sickle Ripper,
Giantbaiting, Blazethorn Scarecrow, Emberstrike Duo, Gleeful Sabotage,
Kithkin Shielddare, Corrosive Mentor, Inkfathom Infiltrator, Enchanted
–> Giantbaiting

Pack 2 pick 5:
Parapet Watchers, Traitor’s Roar, Gravelgill Duo, Rustrazor Butcher,
Safewright Quest, Aphotic Wisps, Woeleecher, Memory Sluice, Lockjaw
Snapper, Wasp Lancer, Thought Reflection
–> Wasp Lancer

Pack 2 pick 6:
Kinscaer Harpoonist (FOIL), Sootstoke Kindler, Faerie Macabre,
Woeleecher, Prismwake Merrow, Crimson Wisps, Viridescent Wisps,
Cinderbones, Fossil Find, Worldpurge
–> Crimson Wisps

Pack 2 pick 7:
Gravelgill Duo, Disturbing Plot, Parapet Watchers, Mine Excavation,
Spell Syphon, Inescapable Brute, Foxfire Oak, Horde of Boggarts,
Advice from the Fae
–> Horde of Boggarts

Pack 2 pick 8:
Somnomancer, Rattleblaze Scarecrow, Fists of the Demigod, Helm of the
Ghastlord, Whimwader, Viridescent Wisps, Ashenmoor Cohort, Thornwatch
–> Fists of the Demigod

Pack 2 pick 9:
Watchwing Scarecrow, Barrenton Cragtreads, Faerie Macabre, Traitor’s
Roar, Toil to Renown, Emberstrike Duo, Merrow Grimeblotter
–> Emberstrike Duo

Pack 2 pick 10:
Torture, Poison the Well, Foxfire Oak, Cinderbones, Hollowsage, Torrent of Souls
–> Torrent of Souls

Pack 2 pick 11:
Blight Sickle, Safewright Quest, Splitting Headache, Wild Swing, Dream Salvage
–> Wild Swing

Pack 2 pick 12:
Torture, Sickle Ripper, Blazethorn Scarecrow, Emberstrike Duo
–> Emberstrike Duo

Pack 2 pick 13:
Parapet Watchers, Traitor’s Roar, Aphotic Wisps
–> Traitor’s Roar

Pack 2 pick 14:
Kinscaer Harpoonist (FOIL), Fossil Find
–> Fossil Find

Pack 2 pick 15:
Disturbing Plot
–> Disturbing Plot

Pack 3 pick 1:
Soul Reap, Creakwood Ghoul, Archon of Justice, Stream Hopper, Noggle
Hedge-Mage, Cinder Pyromancer, Merrow Bonegnawer, Grazing Kelpie,
Banishing Knack, Recumbent Bliss, Razorfin Abolisher (FOIL), Hotheaded
Giant, Fang Skulkin, Nip Gwyllion, Flickerwisp
–> Cinder Pyromancer

Pack 3 pick 2:
Scourge of the Nobilis, Heartlash Cinder, Nettle Sentinel, Nightsky
Mimic, Shorecrasher Mimic, Monstrify, Batwing Brume, Jawbone Skulkin,
Flame Jab, Raven’s Crime, Riverfall Mimic, Sanity Grinding, Kithkin
Zealot, Swirling Spriggan
–> Flame Jab

Pack 3 pick 3:
Crumbling Ashes, Overbeing of Myth, Trapjaw Kelpie, Merrow Bonegnawer,
Duergar Assailant, Stream Hopper, Hoof Skulkin, Wickerbough Elder, Nip
Gwyllion, Shrewd Hatchling, Noggle Bridgebreaker, Tilling Treefolk,
Gilder Bairn
–> Shrewd Hatchling

Pack 3 pick 4:
Smoldering Butcher, Dream Thief, Clout of the Dominus, Idle Thoughts,
Stalker Hag, Aerie Ouphes, Monstrify, Fire at Will, Inside Out,
Ballynock Trapper, Noggle Bandit (FOIL), Altar Golem
–> Fire at Will

Pack 3 pick 5:
Fang Skulkin, Twinblade Slasher, Desecrator Hag, Wickerbough Elder,
Hobgoblin Dragoon, Cinder Pyromancer, Trapjaw Kelpie, Drain the Well,
Talara’s Bane, Merrow Levitator, Kithkin Zealot
–> Cinder Pyromancer

Pack 3 pick 6:
Antler Skulkin, Gift of the Deity, Dream Thief, Hotheaded Giant,
Beckon Apparition, Nucklavee, Oona’s Grace, Kithkin Spellduster,
Hatchet Bully, Smoldering Butcher
–> Hatchet Bully

Pack 3 pick 7:
Duergar Hedge-Mage, Phosphorescent Feast, Duergar Assailant,
Woodlurker Mimic, Slippery Bogle, Shell Skulkin, Cenn’s Enlistment,
Wilderness Hypnotist, Noggle Bridgebreaker
–> Noggle Bridgebreaker

Pack 3 pick 8:
Hobgoblin Dragoon, Merrow Levitator, Drain the Well, Battlegate Mimic,
Odious Trow, Desecrator Hag, Inside Out, Antler Skulkin
–> Hobgoblin Dragoon

Pack 3 pick 9:
Creakwood Ghoul, Stream Hopper, Merrow Bonegnawer, Grazing Kelpie,
Razorfin Abolisher (FOIL), Fang Skulkin, Nip Gwyllion
–> Stream Hopper

Pack 3 pick 10:
Heartlash Cinder, Shorecrasher Mimic, Monstrify, Jawbone Skulkin,
Raven’s Crime, Kithkin Zealot
–> Heartlash Cinder

Pack 3 pick 11:
Trapjaw Kelpie, Merrow Bonegnawer, Duergar Assailant, Stream Hopper,
Hoof Skulkin
–> Duergar Assailant

Pack 3 pick 12:
Idle Thoughts, Aerie Ouphes, Monstrify, Inside Out
–> Inside Out

Pack 3 pick 13:
Wickerbough Elder, Trapjaw Kelpie, Talara’s Bane
–> Wickerbough Elder

Pack 3 pick 14:
Antler Skulkin, Kithkin Spellduster
–> Kithkin Spellduster

Pack 3 pick 15:
Phosphorescent Feast
–> Phosphorescent Feast

Final Build:

2 Cinder Pyromancer
1 Giantbaiting
1 Sootstoke Kindler
1 Sootwalkers
1 Fists of the Demigod
1 Mudbrawler Cohort
1 Crimson Wisps
1 Demigod of Revenge
1 Intimidator Initiate
1 Ashenmoor Gouger
1 Hatchet Bully
1 Burn Trail
1 Stream Hopper
1 Shrewd Hatchling
1 Scuzzback Marauders
1 Flame Jab
1 Emberstrike Duo
1 Horde of Boggarts
1 Mudbrawler Raiders
1 Ember Gale
1 Noggle Bridgebreaker
1 Fire at Will
16 Mountain
1 Jaws of Stone

1 Gloomlance
1 Goldenglow Moth
1 Phosphorescent Feast
1 Manaforge Cinder
1 Traitor’s Roar
1 Manamorphose
1 Inside Out
1 Heartlash Cinder
1 Duergar Assailant
1 Disturbing Plot
1 Fossil Find
1 Wild Swing
1 Bloodshed Fever
1 Loamdragger Giant
1 Ghastly Discovery
1 Kithkin Spellduster
1 Emberstrike Duo
1 Wasp Lancer
1 Wickerbough Elder
1 Hobgoblin Dragoon
1 Torrent of Souls


Walt Disney’s Sin City

Posted in Cute, Funny, Geek, Images at 4:04 pm by Evan

Way, way too cool. Check out Sin City posters featuring Disney Princesses.


Dear Obama, by The Ferrett

Posted in Geek, Politics, Thoughts, Video at 3:13 pm by Evan

The Ferrett once again nails it and writes the article I now don’t have to. Enjoy “Dear Obama.”

Update: Check out this video where Obama reacts to these same types of questions (i.e. WTF are you doing Mr. Centrist):


Cracked.com Destroys Orson Scott Card

Posted in Funny, Geek, Religion at 1:13 am by Evan

In what has to be one of the most entertaining dress-downs I’ve been privy to, check out Orson Scott Card Wants YOU To Rise Up Against The Gay Menace from those wacky guys at cracked.com.

Basically, OSC wants we, as a country, to rise up and overthrow the government in an effort to…

…stop the Iraq war? No…

…stop killing unwanted puppies? No…

…stop gay people from getting married? YES!

That’s right, this idiotic bigot has come right out and said it. This is one of those posts that will be so delicious in a few years when it’s finally legal everywhere and no one will give a shit except the wedding industry, which will be seeing ridiculous record profits due to their new influx of a huge chunk of the population previously denied such overpriced wares. Divorce lawyers will also be licking their chops, as it can only bode well for their job security, and nothing can to be more entertaining than a pair of gay guys arguing over who gets the poodle.

Anyway, fun read. Back to the editing bay I go…

Dear Final Cut Pro: I hate your audio editing tools. I have to convert my mp3s to aiffs? Really? #$@#$


Martian Skies

Posted in Geek, Images, Science at 5:02 pm by Evan

Martian Skies – The Big Picture – Boston.com

Some really incredible and awe-inspiring images from Mars.


DO WANT: Rock Band for Cheap

Posted in Gaming, Geek at 5:01 pm by Evan

Wow, now this is a hell of a deal. $100 for the whole Rock Band package? Sign me up!

I’ve always wanted the whole Rock Band setup, but the price ($250-ish) was the hold up. No longer.

To those who’ve already had Rock Band for ages and are wondering how in the world I could’ve lived without it…you may now regret how much you paid for yours.

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