Medicalities

So...I'm ill again. And not 'sick' as in 'take a few of these, rest, get fluids, enjoy the phlemn,' because that isn't it.

I have a sebaceous cyst on my neck. Two, in fact. And while the medical journal link there says they are "painless", let me tell you they are not. They are (apparently) infected and hurt like hell.

I'm currently on a derivative of darvacet. You know, the 'good stuff.' Excuse me while I 'veg. And yet they still hurt.

You never realize how much or how many neck muscles you use each day until you get something that makes you wince in pain whenever they are flexed.

I tell you what peeps, this is just not my medical year.

In January I got a Hiatal Hernia.

In March I got Bell's Palsy.

In August I got a sebaceous cyst.

And if that damn mole on the back of my neck is cancerous, I'm gonna kill somebody.

So anyway, that's the reason for no update yesterday and it pretty much sucks to be me.

I have surgery in the middle of the month for these two, and let me tell you, it's pretty gross all around.

Gross, gross, gross.

But until then, my fingers are crossed.

You're so young
You're so goddamned young