Popularity Dilemma...Solved

I awake with a dilemma. You see, I’m desperately worried that I might not be deemed important enough.

Matter of fact, when I’m at parties everyone but me is getting phone calls all of the time!

I just wish there was a way for me to get phone calls during parties, whether they’re legitimate or not!

What, this service exists?

Like, for reals?

Now my fellow party-goers will know the true value of my worth, the real person behind the facade, and bask in my incredible importance?

This is amazing! I can’t wait to signup!

Soon, oh so very soon, I’ll be the life of the party. After all, I spend a lot of my time answering and not enough time socializing, which means I’ve definitely got better things to do.

And who gets laid more than busy people? That’s what I’m talking about!

Wow, thank you Web 2.0 Gods. This is the innovation the world has been waiting for.

First Popularity, next The World!

Sugartits, out.

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