Game Names

Because I’m utterly frazzled today and can’t seem to stick to anything for more than three seconds, I’d like to share with you my favorite bad game names with you:

5. Totally Rad

Imagine if a game came out today called “For Shizzle”. That’s about the equivalent.

4. Nuts & Milk

I’m not even making this up. I heard that if you kick them enough, both my nuts and milk will turn to peanut butter.

3. Twin Eagle: Revenge Joe's Brother

Believe it or not, Revenge Joe is a helicopter. No, seriously. Twin Eagle is the helicoptor’s brother.

This makes about as much sense as Carrot Top on meth. Or just Carrot Top.

2. Klonoa: Door to Phantomile

It’s like you just pick random, strange looking words and put them together with various nouns. Greedin: Gate to Milkin

Blaise: Road to Trazelfoot!

Hoorah: Story of Vindersnoot!

Try it at home!

1. World Soccer Winning Eleven 5: Final Evolution

These guys do this to this day. You can’t just call it Soccer you morons?

And yes, I admit I stole that last joke from the original site. But the rest are my own, I swear.

Until tomorrrow, when things have to slow down…don’t they?

Clouds hang on these curves like me
And I kneel to the wheel of the fox confessor