Meme For You And Meme

Okay, so after both the tumor and Shel dragged me into Memeville, I have no choice but to relent. So if you want some useless facts about myself, here ya go:

Four Jobs

– Arby’s Fry Cook – My first job. It sucked. I lasted a week.

– Taco-maker at Taco Bell  – Lasted 6 months and I didn’t like it much better.

– Bagboy at Food Lion – Strangely comfortable in this job until I left it. I lost a lot of weight running around that damned store

– “Computer Operator” (yes, that was my actual title) at a Community Bank – My first “real” job. A lot of amazing memories of this place.

Four Movies I’ve watched more than 4 times

– Reservoir Dogs – Where this blog got its name from.

– Pulp Fiction – Just perfect. I’m a mushroom-cloud laying motherfucker, don’tcha know.

– Silence of the Lambs – It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.

– Friday – Insanely watchable. I’ve seen this movie at least 50 times.

Four TV Shows

– LOST – Sooo good.

– American Idol – I’m an Idol addict. Taylor Hawkins (gray hair guy) is my current favorite.

– House – There is no doctor I’d rather have, drug addict or no.

– How I Met Your Mother – Have you seen this? Absolutely hilarious.

Four Places I’ve Vacationed

– Rome, NY – Perhaps you heard that story.

– Orlando, FL – Walt Disney World is fun but strangely devoid of stuff to ‘do’ and instead you ‘see’ everything.

– Denver, CO – I visited my long-distance relationship girlfriend there. Needless to say, it didn’t work out.

– New Orleans, LA – Back when it was still New Frickin Orleans. I got kicked out of a club. I felt it was a highlight.

Four Favorite Foods

– Lasagna – Me and Garfield share our only commonality.

– Chinese – General Tso, how I love thee.

– Steak – Cooked to perfection? With a baked potato and a salad? Yes, please, thank you.

– Pal's – I ate at this restaurant every day for 4.5 years until I moved away and I don’t have one near me any longer. Whenever I go home I must stop by for a Big Pal with Cheese, Frenchie Fries and a Peachy Tea. Don’t knock the peachy, it kicks ass.

Four Places You’d Rather Be

– Hawaii – Because it’s always beautiful there.

– Canada – Because they don’t have George W running the joint.

– France – See above.

– Japan – See above again. And I want to be a giant amongst the short people who live there.

Four Albums I Can’t Live Without

– Sarah McLachlan, Fumbling Towards Ecstasy – Too good to ignore. I love this piece of work.

– Smashing Pumpkins, Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness – Huge, encompassing, grand, and unforgettable.

– REM, Automatic for the People – Soft perfection. I love the moods of this record and the songs are classics. Nightswimming is my favorite track.

– Radiohead, OK Computer – When I found this record I began thinking about music differently. Hard to put it any better than that.

Four Books I’d Grab In An Earthquake

– The Talisman, Stephen King and Peter Straub – The first book I read where I felt like I was part of the adventure.

– Ender’s Game, Orson Scott Card – Incredible and empowering book for geeks and nerds of the world.

– Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, JK Rowling – If this is a surprise then you haven’t read it.

– Lord of the Rings, JRR Tolkien – A masterpiece.

Four Bloggers I’m tagging

– Tony Oliver
– Jeremy Roberts
– Jim McDaniel
– Geoff

That’s right suckers, you just got all meme’d.

See you tomorrow.

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