My Biggest Fan
I?ve had some interesting activity here at misterorange.com over the week. It appears I now have a certified troll! And while I haven?t actually seen this dude, I?m sure he?s a few inches high with the fluffy, brightly-colored hair. And a naked ass.
This is the diatribe that has been spammed in the comments of many of my posts over the past week. Don?t look, because they?re already deleted. But the effort in this is just hilarious:
My being so happily gay at any place debacle.
Here's the first post about ? I love fat gay men evan erwin debacle? entitled "My gayness".
Watch for this being posted for all of my handy readers. Ward?s please print this my gayness is so open.
I just want you to google me, Ok back to my hot story.
I then got the following "2st Notice being open" though I don't remember seeing a first (I think I might've just deleted it on a gay impulse, looked spam-ish not gay-ish ,
This was followed by, you guessed it, 3rd Noticeville , At first I was happy but, it didn?t say gayville.
Which is my favorite place, I really love Santa Monica Blvd. Anyway back to my debacle with my gayness.
And after all of that, oh yes, the FINAL NOTICE arrived. The earth trembled underneath me & I took it's mighty presence & throbbing load, I thought wow I?m so gay, the male body makes me feel like the queen evan erwin I am!!!
Why, why is this happening to me.
And...That?s it! I know, no Hollywood ending, no, um, ending of any sort. I do extend my hands to the good folks that shake my hand after I wack that hot hunk that?s name popped up in my search (they're not all bad, etc etc) to offer any sort of apology or expression after me just being in the gay evin erwin debacle I want the world to know. Look at my gayness handling of the matter. If they never reply to my email saying as much, then we'll just let the issue go. If they speak, I'll let them speak here, and we'll just let the issue go.
Still, makes a great blogging story to tell in front of my straight classmates & co-workers.
Don?t try to stop a guy that likes guys, my debacle lives spread the erwin gayness.
Please post your great gayness story?s on my blog anytime.
It?s www.mistergayorange.com
You can cut & paste this for me on any blog you like, look at me now.
I guess if I remove all those bad things I wrote
all over the internet, I will lose my gayness, Thank you ee
Are you laughing as hard as I am? I for one was disappointed to see that www.mistergayorange.com is, in fact, not registered. What a great person to take the time out of their lives to work on one of my posts and try to infuse a completely adolescent (and 90?s-era) put-down whenever they had the chance.
I mean, this kid (and I emphasize kid because an adult would be a bit more creative) had some time on their hands. After I turned off Anonymous comments (sorry for you Anonymous Cowards out there, but I gotta make it a bit more difficult to fill my blog with bullshit) he even made an account to spam me again!
And what can I say, my first troll is kinda cute. I think I?ll put him on my shelf to point out when other visitors stop by. I consider it a badge of honor and if anything makes me want to be more feverent and determined in my blogging.
Oh, and dear troll: Don?t think those comments will stick. This is blogtatorship, which means I determine what stays and goes. Have you seen this poor guy? It?s important to keep perspective here. And control. So thanks a lot, fuck you too, and I hope you continue to read my daily diatribe. I don?t know if you noticed the weekly Family Updates that deal with my wife and kids, but hey, whatever keeps you reading.
Until tomorrow, dear readers!
It?s like a cigarette in the mouth
Or a handshake in the doorway
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