Family Matters, Week of 4-11-05
Here we are with another edition of Fam Stuff. Prepare yourselves…
Annie
Annie is so funny. The things little kids do and say, the way they interact and learn…I know I’ve said this all before, but it does astound. Something that she’s definitely improving is her telephone skills.
“Hi Daddy!”
“Hi booger, what are you doing?”
“I’m watchin Spongebob. And Nemo, and Lazy Town…and there’s a bee outside!”
“There’s a bee? Oh no.” I feign the appropriate amount of fear and shock.
“Yeah, and it’ll get me!”
“It won’t get you I promise.”
“That bee’s gonna get me…”
Of course this is all done in an insanely cute voice and with lots of inflection. I find it funny and sweet, along with her irrational fear of the carpenter bees that reside outside on our porch. Of course, as the article linked states, they’re hard as hell to get rid of, so we’ll see if we can actually rid ourselves of them (finally) at some point.
Abby
Abby, my drooling wonder, has been trying to say “da da” but doesn’t quite have the hang of it yet. However, she is very good at listening and understanding what we say to her, and sometimes, just sometimes, I see a mean (better word: rebellious) streak that gets her thinking she can break the rules and get by with it. Of course she never does and boy is she pissed about it. That girl is loud I tell you.
Ericka (her blog)
Ericka continues to make the most incredible creations. While I’m kinda buried at work (and that sucks, but in a good way), I am trying to get an online store up running via OSCommerce, a package I used back when I ran SCFans.net, which is now ran on proprietary stuff (ie, not OSCommerce). Anyway, if we can get that up and running she can take orders online and I think that’s just too cool for school. Yes, that was cheesy. Let’s move on.
Oh, and as for myself? I have to mention a few things here. First of all, what the fuck. C is for cookie bitches, and don’t you forget it. Cookie is a Sometimes Food? How about I break my Sometimes Foot off in your Sometimes Ass? Jesus man, Cookie Monster is an institution! It’s not like fat kids are blaming the Cookie Monster. I mean, his name is friggin Cookie Monster.
Sometimes Food. You gotta be kidding me.
Caustic Phil strikes again. Hilarity ensues.
Oh, and lastly: The 5,6,7,8's kick my ass (that’s the only album I have so far). So much fun to listen to its ridiculous.
It’s all right
‘Cause there’s beauty in the breakdown

1 Comments:
Saw you just joined the RTB, like myself, and was just checking out your blog - cool stuff. Looks like you and I probably have some stuff in common - I am a the MIS at a local manufacturer and maintain / build a few websites on the side and my wife keeps me balanced and out of most socially offensive situations.
Stay strong and blog hard.
Frank
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