It Has Begun
Yes, I have started this new fangled thing. I have never, in my entire life, went on a diet/eating plan/whatever you'd like to call it. Yes, never. Which is kinda freaky, when you note how much my weight has fluxuated before.
Why now? Well, my daughters for one. Those little angels will spur you into all kinds of action, normally of the positive variety. Two, my bud Christian at work has lost almost 90 pounds in 6 months thanks to eating meals like mine this morning: 3 eggs and 3 slices of bacon. It was good too.
Anyway, so that's underway. I stare here at my water, thinking back on my cola-induced days. They say you may even have sugar/carb withdrawals. I wonder if I'll get some of those, as I have had breakfasts of Mountain Dew and M&M's (Peanut, thankyouverymuch). You know, the breakfast of champions.
In the meantime, it's protein and 15-20 carbs a day for me. They say within two weeks the results are astonishing. They also say if you cheat just once you'll fuck it up. I kinda like that strange strictness. It's comforting in that Nurse Ratchet sort of way.
Why now? Well, my daughters for one. Those little angels will spur you into all kinds of action, normally of the positive variety. Two, my bud Christian at work has lost almost 90 pounds in 6 months thanks to eating meals like mine this morning: 3 eggs and 3 slices of bacon. It was good too.
Anyway, so that's underway. I stare here at my water, thinking back on my cola-induced days. They say you may even have sugar/carb withdrawals. I wonder if I'll get some of those, as I have had breakfasts of Mountain Dew and M&M's (Peanut, thankyouverymuch). You know, the breakfast of champions.
In the meantime, it's protein and 15-20 carbs a day for me. They say within two weeks the results are astonishing. They also say if you cheat just once you'll fuck it up. I kinda like that strange strictness. It's comforting in that Nurse Ratchet sort of way.
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